Will You Marry Me?

Once upon a time, a guy said to a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?

The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after.

He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and also played golf a lot.

He drank all the beer and scotch he wanted and had tons of money in the bank to spend as he pleased.

He also left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

Tags: Funny