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I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. [...]
Wear shirt that says “Life.” Then hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face. [...]
Wow, what a deal. I think everyone needs one of these, NOT!
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