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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had to refrain from laughing while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some are hilarious. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to [...]
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psychopath 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say [...]
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out of your league [...]
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