Funny
Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy, but remember the jerk’s name. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. Alcohol [...]
We used to have a cat named Dudley that had a cute trick to wake you up in the morning so you could feed him. After staring at you eye-lids for a while to see if you were asleep or faking it, he would lick your eye-lids to wake you up. We still miss our [...]
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the [...]
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