Mar
20
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours..
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s though……
The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order…
Tags: Funny
