Our Dog

We went down this morning to sign up our Dog for welfare.  At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”.  So I explained to her that our Dog:

• Is mix in color

• Is Unemployed

• Is Lazy

• Can’t speak English

• Has no clue who her Daddy is

• Expects us to feed her

• Expects us to provide her with housing and medical care

• Expects us to feel guilty because she is a dog

The clerk looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

Our Dog gets her first check next Friday.

Damn this is a great country!

Tags: Animals, Government