Observations on Maturing

It’s harder to tell navy from black.

Your kids are becoming you … and you don’t like them! … but your grandchildren are perfect.

Going out is good… Coming home is better.

When people say you look “Great”, they add “for your age.”

When you needed the discount you had to pay full price. Now you get discounts on everything: movies, hotels, flights… and you don’t feel like going.

You forget names, but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you.

You ask your husband/wife or friend how your outfit looks and they tell you the truth.

The five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything… especially golf.

Your husband/wife is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.

Your husband/wife sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring then he/she does in bed. It’s called their “pre-sleep.”

You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married. Now, “I hope they STAY married!”

Who wants to wear 3″ heels anyway?

You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.

You use more 4 letter words… “what?”, “when?”

Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.

You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.

Most of the people in People Magazine you’ve never heard of.

Everybody whispers.

Now that your husband/wife has retired, you’d give anything if they’d find a job.

You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet… 2 of which you will never wear.

But old is good in some things: old songs, old movies, best of all: OLD FRIENDS.

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