Funny Things

Gary on May 18th, 2012

We used to have a cat named Dudley that had a cute trick to wake you up in the morning so you could feed him. After staring at you eye-lids for a while to see if you were asleep or faking it, he would lick your eye-lids to wake you up. We still miss our [...]

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Gary on May 16th, 2012

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the [...]

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Gary on May 15th, 2012

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. BONUS QUESTION Is Hell exothermic (gives off [...]

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