Gary on March 6th, 2010

Those wonderful Church Bulletins!

Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.

These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins and/or were announced in church services:

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
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Ladies, [...]

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Gary on March 3rd, 2010

This is hysterical!!!
Worth every second it takes to read and wipe the tears from your eyes.
AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.
Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you [...]

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Gary on March 2nd, 2010

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go [...]

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