Gary on September 18th, 2014

Police TestimonyQ: “Officer – – did you see my client fleeing the scene?”

A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer – – who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir. With my life.”

Q: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

A: “Yes sir, I do.”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”

A: “You see, sir – – we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s “Best Comeback” Line.

I think he’ll win.

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Gary on September 17th, 2014

eBay Entertainment Memorabilia identified the most expensive movie props used in films in a new infographic shown below.

Costumes and cars make up most of the memorabilia with the white dress Marilyn Monroe wore in “The Seven Year Itch” being the most expensive with a reported $4.6 million selling price.

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Gary on September 16th, 2014

Think about them, and then hopefully smile.

 
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